Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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