Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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