would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
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ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
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like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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