...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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