Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
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Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
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Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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