you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
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if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
We smell like vodka and hangover
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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