I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
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