i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
You smell like stripper and shame
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
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They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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