Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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