I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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