better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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