if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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