I heard we made out
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
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I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
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Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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