Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
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i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
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I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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