Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
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my cup is half full, half full of rum.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
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I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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