yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
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the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
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Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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