Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
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All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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