Are we in a gay sports bar?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
jump out the window naked night went bad
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