It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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