What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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