Taylor Swift is so right about you.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I deserve this hangover.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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