Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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