Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
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once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
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Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Blood and glitter go together right?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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