My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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