So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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