saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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