dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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