Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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