"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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