my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
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Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
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He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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