Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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