My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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