The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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