That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
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just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
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No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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