Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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