forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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