why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
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You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
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Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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