If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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