Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Randomize
