none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
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So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
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My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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