PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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