Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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