I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
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It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
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My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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