Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
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