using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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