i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
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I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
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Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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