Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
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Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
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Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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