you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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