Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I think people are normalizing furries
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Randomize
