Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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