Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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