my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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