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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
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