the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
i out mim tonsoeep
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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