So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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