I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
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I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
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Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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