Whod you bang
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
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This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
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She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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