I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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