Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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