Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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