member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
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I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
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At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
So here I am, sexting at work.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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