their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
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and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
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It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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