So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
The power of my boobs compel you
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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